轻轻地解开你的腰带..慢慢的脱掉你的外套..

轻轻地解开你的腰带... 慢慢的脱掉你的外套...
露出你洁白的肌肤... 散发出悠悠的体香...
忍不住咬你一口...


吃粽子咯

~端午节快乐


^.^

The one who kneels to God, can stand upto Anything

The shortest distance between a problem and its solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.




The one who kneels to God, can stand upto Anything

她说了，不要对我这么好 我会忍不住哭的

这么长时间了,我决定要走的时候.......

你没有说什么? 只是说要我考虑好.......

可你不知道.......

其实我也不想走的.......

可有的时候事实不是我想的那样?

可你又对我那么的好?

当我烦恼的时候.......

我居然找不到一个倾诉者.......

回想起来也只有你对我那么好.......

当你对我那么的好的时候,我真的想哭.......

不要对我这么好 好不好
你给的一切我却要不了
是不是你的要求太高
让我总是想要逃


不要对我这么好 好不好
我只是一只无心的鸟
你在虔诚祷告 幸福快点的到
我却想这如何离开你的怀抱


不要对我这么好 好不好
我害怕彼此相互的缠绕
让我放下一切烦恼
不顾一切与你到老

你不要对我这么好，你对我这么好.......
要是有一天你对我不好了，我会很伤心.......

How to Place New Employees in the Organization

Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyse the situation:

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.

If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

 

Outsourcing Humour!! ROTFL!

父親的祈禱文 A Father’s Prayer

麥克阿瑟元帥為儿子的祈禱文


主啊! 求你塑造我的儿子，使他夠堅強到能認識自己的軟弱；夠勇敢到能面對懼怕；在誠實的失敗中，毫不气餒；在胜利中，仍保持謙遜溫和。

懇求塑造我的儿子，不致空有幻想而缺乏行動，引導他認識你，同時又知道認識自己乃是真知識的基石。我祈禱，愿你引導他，不求安逸，舒适，相反的，經過壓力艱難和挑戰，學習在風暴中挺身站立，學會怜恤那些在重壓之下失敗的人。

求你塑造我的儿子，心地清洁，目標遠大；使他在指揮別人之前，先懂得駕馭自己；永不忘記過去的教訓，又能伸展人未來的理想。當他擁有以上的一切，我還要祈求，賜他足夠的幽默感，使他能認真嚴肅，却不致過份苛求自己。懇求賜他謙卑，使他永遠牢記，真偉大中的平凡，真智慧中的開明，真勇力中的溫柔。

如此，我這做父親的，才敢低聲說：“我沒有虛度此生”。

麥克阿瑟元帥

A Father’s Prayer

Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory. Build me a son whose wishbone will not be where his backbone should be; a son who will know Thee and that to know himself is the foundation stone of knowledge.

Lead him I pray, not in the path of ease and comfort, but under the stress and spur of difficulties and challenge. Here let him learn to stand up in the storm; here let him learn compassion for those who fail. Build me a son whose heart will be clear, whose goal will be high; a son who will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; one who will reach into the future, yet never forget the past.

And after all these things are his, add, I pray, enough of a sense of humor, so that he may always be serious, yet never take himself too seriously. Give him humility, so that he may always remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.

Then, I, his father, will dare to whisper, have not lived in vain.

Amen.

Prayer By: General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) who was our nation's last five-star general. His fiery command of many campaigns in WWI, WWII, and Korea distinguished him as a true patriot. But MacArthur was also a man of prayer. "A Father's Prayer," written by the general "during the early days of the desperate campaigns in the Far East in WWII" is a model for every father today.

Jews controls the world.. literally..

This is some interesting but long reading..
http://www.iamthewitness.com/DarylBradfordSmith_Rothschild.htm

I hereby declare Yoshi does not support nor condone the words on that webpage.
However, it certainly provides an alternative explanation to all that is happening in the world apart from the official government mass-media brainwashes. Warning: May contain some information that may be of shock and disturbance to some people. Reader discretion is advised.